OK, I am not going to lie. When I saw this press release come across my inbox, I kind of had to chuckle about it. I mean no offense to the publicist from Time Magazine that sent it to me, because to be honest, the fact that TIME MAGAZINE has a publicist that is sending me press releases is pretty fucking awesome… but it’s just, so not our demographic. Then I realized “hey Jay, isn’t the whole point of the site to not HAVE a demographic?” and I answered to myself “dude, you’re not Deadpool, you don’t get two voices in your head or the little boxes with words” and decided to post it because of the hilarity of it all. So without any further adieu, it’s the photo you’ve all been waiting for, it’s Kim Karpodunkadunk and her wedding dress *omg* *swoon *faint*
For Immediate Release
Wednesday, August 24, 2011
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PEOPLE COVER: Kim Kardashian: ‘It Was Like We Were in Heaven’
(NEW YORK) – It was the most lavish celebrity wedding of the year, but Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries are happy to report that all their expectations were met – and more!
“It was like we were in heaven,” Kardashian tells this week’s PEOPLE in a cover story with an exclusive wedding photo album.
Adds Humphries: “I’m going to remember how perfect it was.”
According to wedding planner Sharon Sacks, the couple mixed tradition with over-the-top glamour at their Aug. 20 ceremony at a private Montecito, Calif., estate.
“Kim loves black and white and so does Kris,” says Sacks. “They have this Hollywood royalty feeling and the black and white represented formality. But tradition was very important to them.”
Wearing a custom-designed Vera Wang ball gown, Kardashian, 30, says she “felt like a princess.”
But, she adds, “Glam aside, that wasn’t our main goal. It was really about our family and each other.”
For exclusive personal photos from Kim’s fairytale wedding and all the details, pick up the new issue of PEOPLE, on newsstands Friday. Click here for a special $1 off coupon.